Author Archives: J.W.

The Brunette Beauty on Twitter Tells The Blond Brute to Awake When I first discovered porn, and of course by this I mean when I made the discovery of porn, the Magellan that I was coasting the high seas on my friend’s mom’s laptop while he was adrift in a dream during a sleepover, itContinue reading “The Brunette Beauty”

Where’s the revolution? I’m not there. Or rather, perhaps I am and it’s not me revolting but just revolving, spinning. I won’t be there in case you’re wondering. Like in les mes, they end up with empty chairs at empty tables. Freedom becomes tyranny and day becomes night. Hope is not the things of man,Continue reading “Revol(t/v)ing”

The idea of writing about this phenomenon is not to investigate how it came about or what it means, but rather to exact just how lame it is. Jogging today I saw one of the new model Tundras, excellent cars that have far outmatched the contemporary American truck style of hard lines and sporty proportions…..Continue reading “I’ve Become a Faggot for Cars”

Maybe but most likely not. You could call it a stream of consciousness but I’d rather call it I haven’t come up with a name yet. We can call it what you want as long as you don’t murder me. Unless you want to call it something else then let’s call it that. I’m justContinue reading

I tire of all these American psychos. Like this one dude Patrick that I really just can’t stand. He’s far more annoying than Patrick, but Patrick is still pretty annoying. He’s like a male non plastic version of Barbie in that I want to just throw him into the trash but instead I’d like theContinue reading “Psycho-renity”

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. This trifecta make up the essential tenets of what I grew up understanding as the principles of recycling. Notice how one of the tenets is also how I recognize the whole of the movement, the ideal. And that is because as I was growing up my whole interaction with any kind ofContinue reading

     “Whom” is a word that exists. It’s a word that people have it would appear mostly all but forgotten about. Maybe who cares but here’s the word “whom” for those who do.       To explain its usage, primarily when to use it, I’m going to create a scenario. Most people think “who” is adequate for anyContinue reading “Whom”

Remember how you made all of that money with the early marvel junk and when the animated department was still able to make something as good as inside out, well we’ve already seen all those movies.  Sure we’ve seen Deadpool twice and two two times and yes the select obviously have seen the Deadpool flicksContinue reading “Hey Disney,”

A dragon worth conquering in its own right. The long and perilous journey from the place of rest and vice to the place of togetherness and television. We can get to the front door in due time but let us first venture away from the console and away from the energy drink. Let us moveContinue reading “From the Bedroom to the Living Room”